at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Randomize
