She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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