No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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