Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
