i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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