This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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