I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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