he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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