He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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