Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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