Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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