nut hugger
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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