After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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