well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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