Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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