So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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