trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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