Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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