so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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