Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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