they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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