I'm really into asian looking animals
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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