She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
not ubering you a puppy
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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