Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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