you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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