Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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