I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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