The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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