im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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