4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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