...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
