Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Fuck appropriateness.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Randomize
