READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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