K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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