we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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