So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
