Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
You work out of a Hotel?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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