I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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