i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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