It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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