This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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