can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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