Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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