no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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