How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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