My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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