i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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