I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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