wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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