She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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